Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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