There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
we're making bets on your personal life
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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