I'm lost and stupid without you.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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