Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I believe in your delicious
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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