It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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