id be glad to
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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