Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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