their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
two words: eviction party
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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