I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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