U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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