Do you still have your period?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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