So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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