oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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