I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it was like eating out sand paper
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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