Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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