I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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