New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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