What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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