But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
