just come out here and I will go home with you...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
wow bdsm is so cute
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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