So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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