nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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