the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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