"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
