it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
the night ended with taco bell and tears
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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