32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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