Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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