It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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