I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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