No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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