You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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