Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It was confusing and full of hummus
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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