if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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