god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
that may or may not have been my penis.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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