How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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