I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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