Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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