he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
