I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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