I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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