sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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