Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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