carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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