Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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