worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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