There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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