idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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