Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Success! We fucked roommates!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
