i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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