He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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