My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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